Dorkinese 

(dôrk'e-nEz)

- n.
1. The language of dorks (as used by Master Shake to describe Frylock in the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, 'The Cloning').

2. Any manner of speaking that seems annoying, presumptuous, or absurdly-intellectual.

- adj.
1. Of or relating to a dorky manner of speaking.

'I'm sorry. I'm not fluent in Dorkinese!'

Dorkinese by Jacopo May 23, 2009

Darwinese 

The people responsible for kabob restaurants that remove the sticks from their kabobs. That make McDonald's serve their coffee cold. That make toothpick-makers print instructions on toothpicks. That force step-ladder manufacturers to put more warning labels than steps on their step ladders.

In other words - people who are (intentionally) stupid and use frivolous lawsuits to bring us all down.

Dude. I went to a kabob restaurant yesterday, and the kabobs had no sticks in them? What is up with that?

Dude. It's the darwinese suing because they poked themselves in the mouth.

Darwinese by c0m3d1an October 30, 2010

dorkiness 

the level of dork-ish behavior that is exhibited by a person or persons as they go about their day to day activities.

Kaelyn's dorkiness is practically overwhelming as she talks about her plans to decorate her cast with duct tape.

Patrick's dorkiness makes him adorable.

dorkiness by ae723 November 13, 2010

Dorkness 

The queen/king of dork, the matter of being a dork, the dorkness be with you.

Person 1: Dude , Becky acts like such a dork.
Person2: Yeah she really does have a lot of dorkness!

Dorkness by RomarioZ11 July 26, 2010

Dorkinschnitzel 

When using a piece of poop as a condom to fuck a vagina

Oh please give me a dorkinschnitzel david hasselhoff. I'd do anything for you.

Dorkinschnitzel by Nobblejouster December 3, 2017

Dorkiest 

The most dorky. An embarrassingly dorky term in and of itself, a bit like saying 'dweebiest'. A term that generally should not be used, unless provoked by extreme levels of dorkiness.

"That is the dorkiest email/password combination ever"

Dorkiest by Promenthius December 12, 2012

Dorkiness 

Dorkiness is a state which brings joy, which, if you are overwhelmed, can cause lack of consciousness.

Gurjot's repeated failed attempts at swooning accentuated his dorkiness and left the passerby-ers in tears of joy and faintness.

Dorkiness by lassidork April 30, 2010