2 definition by Nobblejouster

Top Definition
When using a piece of poop as a condom to fuck a vagina
Oh please give me a dorkinschnitzel david hasselhoff. I'd do anything for you.
by Nobblejouster December 03, 2017

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(Shi-mi-zee)

Same for single and plural

The act of hitting.
Yo that guy got Shiemiizyi across the earlobe!

Stop Shiemiizying (shi-mi-zing) me so hard!
by Nobblejouster February 12, 2018

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