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Dorito Finger 

The medical condition you get when you have just finished polishing of a family size bag of the nacho cheese flavored doritos and you have all the cheese on your fingertips, giving it an orange flavor. The only known remedies are sucking on your finger until the cheese comes off, or wiping off the cheese on your pants.
Person 1: "Hey man, you wanna play rock paper scissors?"

Person 2: "Nah bro, I got a bad case of dorito finger"

or

Person 1: "Dude can I play some Xbox now?"

Person 2: "As soon as you get rid of your dorito finger, I dont want the controller to turn orange."

Dorito finger 

When a person with short, fat fingers fingers a girl after eating Doritos. He will never wash his hands.
Did you hear about Paulie? She got Dorito fingered by her boyfriend!
Dorito finger by beavispresley April 20, 2009

Dorito finger  

After eating many snack products one might be found. It refers to the thick "flavor" powder that gets stuck to your finger after eating that style of snack food

Johny had mad Dorito finger after pounding a whole bag of awesome snacks
Dorito finger by Dr Cheese April 30, 2009

doritoingers 

Doritoingers are similar to chingers. Chingers are the fingers which have cheetoh seasoning on them after consuming cheetohs, whilst doritoingers are the fingers with doritio seasoning on them.
"The best part of the doritos is the doritoingers."
doritoingers by Bill Gates loves December 11, 2008

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026