Door Lock 

A system used to keep someone out of the room you're in. Commonly used by Crusty Teenagers when doing something embarrassing!

"A LOCKED DOOR? IMPOSSIBLE! Wait no what am I saying, it's totally impossible! "
-Melvin, YGOTAS
"This Door Lock is preventing me from getting in this Crusty Teenager's room!"

Door Lock by A Man With Wjdat November 2, 2017

Door Lock 

The think that crusty teens use to hide their shady and suspicious activities.

"John? Why is the - door lock - ed? are you jacking off in there?"
"Shut upppp."

Door Lock by A Man With Wjdat May 6, 2018

Door lock anticipation 

That brief period between when the driver gets in the car and when he unlocks the passenger door for a friend waiting to get into the car.

The passenger often tries to open the door a few times before it is actually unlocked. Sometimes the attempts to open the door and the actual unlocking of it coincide, and the attempt negates the unlocking.

Hey, keep your door lock anticipation under control! Quit trying to open the door until I unlock it!

Door lock anticipation by cindy whatever September 1, 2005

door lock fucker 

A person who inserts their penis into the keyhole of a door in an attempt to unlock the door, or for pleasure.

Tom: Man I never thought Steve was a door lock fucker.
Oliver: Yea he was riding that thing hard.
Melinda: I think he was locked out though.

door lock fucker by Woojoe7 February 18, 2010

lock door 

A party or an engagement where a group of females are made available to a group of males to perform sexual acts at a cost. Usually this type of activity is illegal and the person(s) running the engagement are forced to lock the doors after all of the participants have arrived.

Yo! I just heard about this lock door, tonight. You wanna go?

lock door by SharifB February 27, 2008

lock-door bathroom 

A bathroom with a door that locks. These bathrooms are not meant to contain more than one person in them at a time. Even if one person is only washing his/her hands it is considered taboo to enter a lock-door bathroom.

Commonly found in convenience stores, and fast food restaurants where space is limited. These can be found in a variety of modus operandi including, but not limited to, unisex, and handicapped.

"Brandon, don't go in that bathroom. It's a lock-door bathroom and someone is already using it. You don't 2-person in a lock-door bathroom."

lock-door bathroom by Che Stevini October 5, 2009

If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door

If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.

Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!

If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door by Hoonta January 27, 2012