Doomsa 

Synonym for the Universidad del Museo Social Argentino, or UMSA, a university in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Due to its striking resemblance to the gates of hell and the absurdity of its 3 hour classes, the term doomsa was coined.

Shit, today I have to go to doomsa.

Doomsa by avenidacorrientes June 2, 2010

overwit-doomsday 

overwit-doomsday: As of 2023 the world is nearing a nuclear war and people are going crazy with mass shootings, layoffs, debt, AI

ChatGPT can possibly cause overwit-doomsday!

Due to all the threats from China and Russia, overwit-doomsday can ignite any day now.

The US debt, mass shootings and mass layoffs could cause overwit-doomsday.

overwit-doomsday by Mr.OVERWIT May 2, 2023

doomscrolling 

When you keep scrolling through all of your social media feeds, looking for the most recent upsetting news about the latest catastrophe. The amount of time spent doing this is directly proportional to how much worse you're going to feel after you're done.

Dude! Stop doomscrolling, It's only going to make you feel worse!

I can't! The dopamine loop is too strong!

doomscrolling by PenelopePenguin March 24, 2020

doomsday buddy 

a partner (usually sexual) who accompanies you while on the edge of the world, during dire life or death times

fuck man, i think i lost my doomsday buddy to the recent social distancing. i think she found someone else, and i’m sure they’re having the best sex of their lives

doomsday buddy by willk1119 March 14, 2020

Doomsday Fucker 

The legendary sex toy.

Person 1: "Your dick isn't doing it enough for me."

Person 2: "Okay, let me pull out my Doomsday Fucker."

Doomsday Fucker by The Butt Fuck February 8, 2018

Doomba 

A Doomba is an amalgamation of the Roomba; a series of autonomous cleaning devices made by the company iRobot and various weapons such as knives, chainsaws and fireams which are strapped or somehow attached to the machine. The word "Doomba" comes from the merging of the words "Doom" and the previously mentioned "Roomba". This has recently become popular on various Internet sharing sites.

"Hey Johnny, I strapped some knives to your mom's Roomba, let's watch it go around the room."
"Yeah, now it's a DOOMBA"

Doomba by samwaffleman August 12, 2012

doomscrolling 

Obsessively reading social media posts about how utterly fucked we are.

I've got to stop doomscrolling about covid-19, it's making me depressed.

doomscrolling by Scrolly McScrollface March 24, 2020