Skip to main content
Ugly girl
That chick is a mega doompa
doompa by Pedro September 25, 2003
Words you can keep
A person who believes they have had many successfully relationships when in fact they are always across the internet or with a girl who has never had the attention of a male. Always live in some far away place. Rarely meet in real life when they do nothing ever happens. Boasts about getting sent nudes even though they could of just when on pornhub. Things there rock solid because some girls said they would do some spicy stuff even though there is zero commitment as they live a million miles away.
doompa - A deluded person who thinks there a pure lady killer
bob - I've purefully caught another bird mate you should get your game on
steve - stop being such a doompa and get a real girl friend
doompa by pancake_master96 March 26, 2021
a vibrating dlido shaped like a finger
you're acting like a doompa!
doompa by doompa December 26, 2008
Noun. A person who is behaving as if they are mentally challenged. Exudes stupidity and ignorance. Mentally slow and aloof to their surroundings and lacks situational awareness.
Look at this doompa holding up traffic in the left lane.
Doompa by RoLex_Baby August 4, 2024

Poompa Doompa 

The sexiest being alive. it is unparalleled in any stat and comparable to god.
Poompa Doompa by Notswagpie June 7, 2018

Poompa Doompa 

An interesting fellow whos genitals can range from huge to fucking enormous
Dont Let Poompa Doompas Rape you

Oompa doompa 

Cannabis. Can be used to name any sort of weed, whether it be hash, flower or oil.

Used as a code word and can be used whenever you want.
We should get some oompa doompa for the hangout next weekend right?
Oompa doompa by NoFuckerz March 21, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
Next