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Dolmerston 

A furry creature that likes to thrive in the jungle with other Dolmerston.
The Dolmerston is thriving.
Dolmerston by Shleck September 4, 2020
It is a more cool way of saying dope
Dude that is freakin doperson
doperson by Wdhioivgvcfygcd February 10, 2017

doobersnack 

A marijuana cigarette, or simply a quantity of marijuana.
Spark up that doobersnack George, lets get high

This movie is rubbish without doobersnacks
doobersnack by Nicolak June 17, 2007

Doomerosity 

A scale used in the peak oil peaknik community to relate the level of global impact an individual expects from the peak in global oil production.

Ranges from 0 (peak oil is just a big hoax) to 6 (welcome to the stone age). 3 is a global catastrophe from which modern society will eventually recover.
My doomerosity is currently at 2, maybe 3. I used to be more of a doomer but that was just my apocophile tendencies getting the better of me.
Doomerosity by Jaymax September 26, 2005

baby doomers 

When a woman conceives on december 21 2012 because she has unprotected sex because she thinks the world is ending..and she has the baby on or around september 13th and yes its friday the thirteenth...there will be alot of babies born in september im betting
look at all those baby doomers i guess there mamas thought the world was ending lo
baby doomers by Mershellterd December 19, 2012

Doomerang 

One of those Girls/boys you meet and they seem normal and real nice. Then they turn out to be an absolute psycho, they won't delete you number when you ask them to, pretend the don't like you (when they obviously do) , when you turn them down they flip, and call you fucked up names, and text text text you till you can't ignore them. You have tried everything to get rid of them, saying you have a GF, being as polite as you can, even being an absolute cock to them, they wont leave you alone, they keep coming back like a boomerang, but its worse its a Goddam! Doomerang.
Boy1: Who's that keep sending you texts?
Boy2: This girl from work i've told her im not interested at all but she still keeps on texting me man, its driving me mental
Boy1: Shit man that bitch is a Doomerang

Girl1: I met this boy and gave him my number, he seemed really nice but he turned out to be a bit weird
Girl2: OMG you better hope he aint a doomerang or your never get rid of him, shouldn't have gave him your number!
Doomerang by Jevil Child June 19, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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