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Doogus was invented one day in 2003 when a group of boys were so incredibly bored they needed a new word to call people. Doogus is a very broad-based term. Doogus, is most definetaly an insult. Doogus could be used to replace words like, douche, and fuckface, and bitch-ass motherfucking whore, and other words that would commonly be considered unappropriate.
You just ran over my dog you damned doogus!
Did you just kick my dog? You son of a doogus!
Your mother is a doogus.
doogus by Fitz June 13, 2004
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meaning is a doogus (big cock)
doogus by jew big cock February 18, 2020
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I'm not an impostor, I'm just a doogus.
Doogus by Goyangi January 25, 2026
A very weird and stupid person
Freddy is a doofus because he can't spell the fricking word hat correctly.
Doofus by Bonehead5000 February 5, 2020

Doofus Comedy 

Comedy in which humor is derived more from the stupidity of characters than from an origiinal storyline or situation.
I prefer the original character of Ace Ventura over any characters played by Adam Sandler or David Spade in their doofus comedy films.
Doofus Comedy by Robopoet February 27, 2010
Affectionate name for a dog, also commonly written as d00gums.
"My doogums is way cuter than your doogums lol!!!!!!"
doogums by Mundi and Holly July 28, 2005

womble dongus 

when two very hairy gay black midgets have painful anal sex until one bleeds
AY YO MAN , WANNA WOMBLE DONGUS WITH ME LATER TONIGHT
womble dongus by _ech0_ October 18, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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