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Donkey Pox 

The disease that is destroying America. The disease causes people to want a country without borders, protection for the criminals, exploit victims. If you have Donkey Pox you believe you should be paid for not working. It has a tendency to kill almost all of one's brain cells then causing poor decision making ability.
The pandemic of Donkey Pox spreading from California to the rest of the country enabled Joe Biden to become President.
Donkey Pox by RVJ forever August 22, 2022

Donkeypower 

The power to stay chill and be good buds.
"People talk about horsepower, but they forget about donkeypower. That's the power to stay chill and be good buds."
Donkeypower by Agus1 March 21, 2017

Donkeypox 

Donkeypox is a viral infection spread through the online or real life contact with Shrek’s Donkey. Originally started in Mads Cord after the first man to be infected, Aaron, has been constantly spamming Donkey images online. Dr. Stella has figured out that this was not a joke and diagnosed him with the newly reformed Donkeypox 2022. Ever since, this virus has been spreading very fast and even infected the doctor as well. The symptoms may include but are not limited to: irrational thinking, haste decisions, irresponsive to the moderators, spams and edits of donkey pictures with or without the help of bots, unstoppable laughing, and maybe even death.
Aw man I think I just got Donkeypox.
I told you the vaccine was useless…

Donkeypower 

The units of power of a piece of shit car.
The piece of shit car in front of me must only have a 100 donkeypower engine.
Donkeypower by chulin May 23, 2009

donkeypotamus 

The first donkeypotamus was visualized, designed, and developed in a basement sometime around the year 2000 using voodoo, embryonic stem cell research, cybernetic technology, Christianity, various Indian spices, needles, thread, and psilocybin mushrooms.

There are approximately 4 donkeypotamuses in the world. Unfortunately, donkeypotamuses have built-in camera sensing mechanisms along with an insatiable hunger for eating the cameras which they detect.

The International Donkeypotamus Association was founded in 2008 to help facilitate public education of the vicious yet lovable hybrid creature known as the donkeypotamus.
The donkeypotamus ate my camera!!!!!!!
donkeypotamus by dpgraves October 26, 2011

Donkeypox 

Donkeypox Omicron is a newer variant of the Donkeypox virus where the infections received through visual contact with the Shrek donkey images are altered to show a similar but skewed type of donkey with Down syndrome. Patients with this variant unfortunately experience harsher symptoms.
Donkeypox omicron does not have any valid vaccines
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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