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donkey punching 

when gettin down anal style punchin the spine of the girl you're with (not hard unless you're both into that shit) so her muscless contact for when you pop
i cant think of an everyday sentance when youd mention it
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Donkey Punching 

During oral sex, The male must punch the girl In the back of head repeatedly before finishing.
Your sister is still mad about that Donkey Punching last week.
Donkey Punching by Memer Meer February 8, 2018

Donkey Punching 

While getting the good succ, punch your lover in the back of the head repeatedly before unleash your fluids for a better experience.
I'm gonna donkey punch your sister.
That bitch up for Donkey Punching?
Donkey Punching by Memer Meer April 21, 2018

donkey punching her love box 

When a woman is flicking her bean and she is about to cum, she punches herself in the vagina.
Angela said that while she is donkey punching her love box while viewing porn on Xhamster.com, she covers her computer with saran wrap to avoid squirting all over her keyboard.

10 donkeys punching  

A second rate Network 54 forum.
(dot org's poorer, less attractive, younger, unwanted, cousin to be concise)
"I am quite suprised 10 donkeys punching is still up and running, you'd have thought they'd killed eachother off by now."

"True...that and it is 2008."
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