The first donkeypotamus was visualized, designed, and developed in a basement sometime around the year 2000 using voodoo, embryonic stem cell research, cybernetic technology, Christianity, various
Indian spices, needles, thread, and psilocybin mushrooms.
There are approximately 4 donkeypotamuses in the
world. Unfortunately, donkeypotamuses have built-in camera sensing mechanisms along with an insatiable hunger for eating the cameras which they detect.
The International Donkeypotamus Association was founded in 2008 to help facilitate public
education of the vicious
yet lovable hybrid creature known as the donkeypotamus.