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donkey cock 

1.when you are playing donkey kong for so long and the gorillaz start turnnning you on so you get a donkey cock.
2.when your a sauna with a hot chick and your cock gets all big and moist and you feel like a donkey wanting sex. mmm donkey sex
1.man, i was pounding on them nintendo keys, playin donkey kong lookin at the monkeys catchin da bananas and i got like, the biggest donkey cock ever. DUDE.
2.*Sweating in Sauna* *Hot chick walks by* *nice feeling in undertowel* *shit, dude my donkey cock is ON!*
donkey cock by EliseAnja December 28, 2005

donkey cock swing 

when your penis is loose and you are cumming, you swing it into the girl's face
donkey cock swing by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 22, 2019

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th 

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field
Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

Floppy donkey cock

It’s a cock that’s has been used so much from a donkey it’s all floppy
Wow the donkeys cock is a floppy donkey cock

Cock Donkey 

A Guy or Girl that has to has to have as many men as possible and cant commit to one man. The (cock) being the man and the (donkey) being the Guy or Girl that needs to carry the heavy load of all the men. Cock Donkeys ) meaning more then one
One can only wonder if being a cock donkey is a good thing.
Cock Donkey by socalgoblin November 12, 2008

cock donkey 

1. Someone who is overall annoying/ exhibits chode like qualities

2. Can be used to describe a whore, the reference being that s/he is a packmule for cocks

3. An insult on Halo 2's X-Box Live service
1. God, Bill is such a cock donkey. He keeps singing that retarded song.

2. What a cock donkey, I mean, look at her. She was the 'life' of the party.

3. Quit team killing you fucking cock donkey!
cock donkey by Jack Tcka June 18, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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