Donkey Bollocks
Donkey Bollocks by J61 October 15, 2007
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Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS!
The clue's in the name...
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.
Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!
One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
donkey's bollocks
even better than the dog's bollocks. Amazing. The very best of the best. A dog spends an inordinate amount of time licking and tending to his bollocks so they must be great. Just imagine how much more impressive a donkey's bollocks are in size and capacity. There - you get it.
Got passed by a Porche 911 yesterday, it was the absolute dog's bollocks. That's OK but I got blown of the road by a Bugatti Veyron. Matey that car is the absolute donkey's bollocks!
donkey's bollocks by metapieman December 14, 2012
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