The apex of a dong when mapped as a 2D mathematical graph. When extrapolated, the turning point is defined as the Dongpoint.
Alternatively, it can be characterised as a deeply philosophical question some penises ask upon ejaculation. Normally, he questions the creation of the universe or is seen riding the existential roundabout.
'Sir, I have found the Dongpoint on this particular graaph'
'Chuffing good work Porter!'
'Derek! Your penis makes me think too much during sex!'
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'