Dongpoint

The apex of a dong when mapped as a 2D mathematical graph. When extrapolated, the turning point is defined as the Dongpoint.

Alternatively, it can be characterised as a deeply philosophical question some penises ask upon ejaculation. Normally, he questions the creation of the universe or is seen riding the existential roundabout.

'Sir, I have found the Dongpoint on this particular graaph'
'Chuffing good work Porter!'

'Derek! Your penis makes me think too much during sex!'

by pp wolloy February 21, 2022

Dongposting

Derived from Shitposting, Dongposting is when internet users upload pictures of their penises to various online forums and communities.

Synonyms: dickposting, hogposting.

My friend Hugh is always dongposting to reddit

by Sir Cuffy July 28, 2021

dogpainting

A very cool Mutual of theneverendinghum

Wow “Dogpainting” is so cool

by theneverendinghum June 27, 2021

Dong Point

A point awarded for a complex task (ex: play ding dong hide on their property, punch ben in the bazookas, etc) in the game or organized system of DONGING. See definitions ''donging'', ''dongage''.

''Dong that house for 500 dong points!'' ''Bro steal the candy bar ill give you 500 dong points.''

by Patrick ''Dong Dictator'' October 7, 2019

dongintail

basically a sexual experience between a man and woman

I looked in the dark corner of the bar and some dongintail was taking place!

by twangdong November 24, 2024