Dongle Bar

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- A turd or half turd stuck in your butt hairs

-Multiple dingle berries into a giant conglomerate of shit tied in your butt hairs.

- A dingle berries older bigger brother

after lackadaisically wiping my ass, post bowel movement , I stumbled upon a dongle bar during the morning shower.

Jon suffers from dongle bars, because he does a poor job of wiping his ass after he shits

Dongle Bar by Bocaburglerr June 11, 2011

Words you can keep

bar dingle

slang for the action of shooting a hockey puck off of the net's cross bar and down into the goal.

"dude, did you that snipe?"
"yeah man that guy went bar dingle!"

bar dingle by genos fer dayz September 13, 2011

Bare Dongle

People who make up alot of stuff you say "you chat bare dongle" Almost as if you chat shit.

I found £5000 yesterday - you chat bare dongle

Bare Dongle by johnace01 March 29, 2011

dingle barron

The guy who steals dingleberries.

That guy is a real dingle barron.

dingle barron by JinxxRude January 1, 2020

Dongleberry

A collection of Poop nuggets stuck to your pubes after performing anal sex. The poop nuggets are from the said anus suddenly discharging feces after the penis is withdrawn.

Dude that chick is known for giving out a mean dongleberry.

Dongleberry by Qball760 October 30, 2014

Dinglebarista

A coffee Brewer with an itchy butthole

"Jesus Christ, did that barista just pick his asshole while making my coffee?"

"I guess he's a Dinglebarista"

"I wish dad was still alive"

Dinglebarista by Peven glugh January 30, 2022

Dinglebarrie

Poop poops pooping...
A dinglebarrie is a piece of poop that hangs from a piece of hair that hanging from the butt of a person/animal

Morgan"mom come look the cat has a dinglebarrie hanging from its butt!

Dinglebarrie by Ian skznshiznwhsiz sbjebebejhd February 9, 2019

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026