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Ding-Donging Around 

Verb. Occurs when an individual (usually male) is walking around his house or a locker room naked, not giving a damn that there are other people around him; occurs most often when someone calls you and you're in the middle of changing
Dude, I know the towels in this locker room are moldy, but could you please just grab one and stop ding-donging around?

Ghost Donging 

Ghost Donging is the act of pulling your penis out when a picture is being taken of you in the middle of friends or family. This can occur at any time of day. The best instances take place in a bar, sporting event, or family cookout.
Damn, Jimmy was successfully ghost donging in that picture at the Laker's game last night.
Ghost Donging by GhostDonging53 December 27, 2010

Retro Donging 

The act of giving your partner sexual pleasure with nothing other than the ol' classic missionary position
Retro Donging by DrewnIan November 30, 2010
Sending a photo of ones genitalia via cellphone to a significant other or accidental random person.

"Donging" obviously implys the sender is a man.
Dude, another politician just got busted for "donging" his hooker side piece.
Donging by RyspekDS June 17, 2011

Cellphone Donging

The act of sending a picture of one's Penis via text message.
Ted: Hey man, did you hear about what Brett Favre did?
Bill: Ya, he threw for 350yds and 2 TD's on Sunday.
Ted: Well yes, but he also got caught Cellphone donging some female reporter.
Bill: Uh Oh, the NFL's gonna come down hard on him!
Cellphone Donging by Tdonging October 21, 2010

Long Donging 

Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan, in the carnal fashion

Or

Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in
Long Donging by JBonius1989 July 17, 2021