Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.

Dongoloid by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019

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donghyuck

a boy so precious the world doesn't deserve him. he has the voice of an angel and can dance really well, not to mention that his beauty is unique and he's also really funny, often mischievous. whoever gets to spend time with him will feel their heart warming up and wanting to break free from their ribcage, accompanied by the desire to give him the whole universe. his full name is lee donghyuck, member of korean group NCT.

person 1: i heard a voice so pure and crystalline i thought i had died and was mere footsteps away from heaven
person 2: nah, you just probably heard donghyuck sing, his voice is the epitome of angelic
person 1: oh well, i still hope his voice will be the first thing i hear when i die.

donghyuck by haechanie December 8, 2017

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donghan

the best man this world has to offer. is really good at (purposely) cracking walnuts with his middle finger and (accidentally) breaking chairs

hey, who's this perfect dancer, singer and actor that blinds my eyes with his handsomeness? OH, this is kim donghan!

donghan by hodu July 15, 2020

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Dongcopter

Also known as the windmill. A nude male moving his hips in a way that his penis swings 360 degrees around. Its like a flesh nunchuck. For added comedic effect such as at a party or in a locker room: in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice you say "Get to the choppa nowwww!"

The best way to dry your manhood after a shower is doing the dongcopter.

Dongcopter by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

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