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dong pong 

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a sexual act where-in a male puts on a strap-on-dildo backwards and procedes to position two seperate women both in front and behind and repeatedly moves back and forth between the two women using his penis on the woman in front and the strap on dildo on the woman behind, much like the old fashioned computer game, pong.
i am so tired! last night I was playing dong pong, and it takes twice as much out of you.
dong pong by dhuns March 7, 2008
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Dong Pong 

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n. A competitive game that involves the hitting of a ping pong ball with a paddle that is attached in the area of a zipper and a pelvic thrust.
Bob: Dude I just won a sick game of Dong Pong
Frank: Wow, you're the manliest person ever now
Dong Pong by dong pong champ March 25, 2010

dong pong 

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the proudest and most manly game played on the face of the earth. rolling, tossing, throwing or hurling any and all recreational balls into opponents genitalia with masterful control and pin point accuracy. annihilating, possibly permanently damaging, thwarting, beasting and or rendering your rival, (who was most likeyly asking for it) useless are all results of such an awesome, manmazing and mantacular sport.
holy shit, my balls hurt so much! i'm never playing dong pong with you guys again!
dong pong by cre cam September 22, 2006

Long Dong Ping Pong 

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Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.
Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"

Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."

Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"

Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"

*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*

Ding-dong ping-pong 

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A game of precise ping pong where you use your dick as a paddle
At that party last night Jordan and I played ding-dong ping-pong.
Ding-dong ping-pong by BlackKnight27 September 24, 2018

Ding-Dong Ping-Pong 

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A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra.
My wiener is really sore from playing Ding-Dong Ping-Pong all day yesterday.

Ding dong Ping Pong 

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The game of love, the back and forth, the banter, the games, the sexual tension , the love dance.
Wow, Ruby and that guy sure played some ding dong ping pong last night! The chemistry was sick. They were on fire with their sexual chemistry. They were eye fucking and didn't stop talking all night. It was a good match.
Ding dong Ping Pong by AlanaRose October 17, 2016
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