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Don Pablo 

Don Pablo is a hero. A reformed member of the mafia, he was once the lightweight wrestling champion. His short blue body weighs a mere 65 pounds, but he lives in a weight room, so he is pure muscle. He inspires little kids to not smoke marijuana, and to take care of their bodies. Young adolecents have picked him up and dropped him, hugged him, and even tackled him clear out of anothers arms. He to this day wears his comical grin, no matter the circumstances. I believe that Don Pablo is quite possibly the coolest person I know, so I think that you should go give him a hug.
Random Kid: Hey let's go visit Don Pablo!
Other Kid: Who's that?
Random Kid: You don't know Don Pablo.
(Random Kid bitch slaps Other Kid and storms off to see Don Pablo)
Don Pablo by Hector Sala December 3, 2005
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Don Pablo 

More polite way of saying ‘taking a dump.’
I’m currently taking a Don Pablo, so I’ll call you when I’m done, if everything comes out well.
Don Pablo by Seamless78 August 25, 2018

Don Pablito Hernández de la Mancha

Pablitooo! I know him! He is the compa más loco del puto barrio guey, te lo juro. He will do so many crazy things you know. Me acuerdo de una reunión con muchos de los narcotraficantes más importantes del área, sabes, and puto Pablito, man, he just shoot up the entire place man! Loco ese, loco cabrón, órale. Very loco, very beautiful, very nice.
Hey, what's up, Don Pablito Hernández de la Mancha, I'm gonna go to the store, you want something?

- Nah, ese, I'm cool.
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