Don Lemoned

When a man scratches his taint and then forces the offending fingers on to the lips of an unsuspecting stranger.

That guy made me so mad I Don Lemoned my stank on his lips.

by anonymous February 14, 2021

Don Lemone

A euphemism for an individual with pitiful hygiene, a person who reeks of sweat and bacteria. The king of smells.

There he is, sitting on a moldy couch, back and forth, back and forth, grinning by himself. I was unfazed for I already met him from a mile away, from my home, from my phone, from that discord server that he owns. There I met the greedy scent of Don Lemone.

by The Escort May 14, 2023

Don Lemon'ed

When someone fails at their career and uses an excuse to blame someone else for their failing ways.

Me: I just Don Lemon'ed. Friend: What do you mean? Me: I soiled my panties even though I said I'd make it home with a clean pair of pants.

by Tom Trustworthy January 14, 2021