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So don't I
So don't I by wickedNH February 6, 2004
why don’t i have a boyfriend yet
“She doesn’t have a BF yet”Boy 1
“Cuz she has no mans and she is single af” girl
Why don’t I have a boyfriend yet
“Cuz she has no mans and she is single af” girl
Why don’t I have a boyfriend yet
why don’t i have a boyfriend yet by SkinnyPenisBoi August 9, 2018
Why don't I do something about it?
Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
Why don't I do something about it? by Hym Iam July 19, 2022
No I Don't Think I Will
No I Don't Think I Will by Saint of words October 22, 2019
I don't care if you fuck chickens
means I do not care what you fuck.. dudes,ladies or chickens.. makes no difference as long you not fuckin me..
Bubba tells me he gay...I say to him "I don't care if you fuck chickens" as long as you don't try to include me in your little soap opera...
I don't care if you fuck chickens by Dam you November 21, 2005
I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut
(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!
I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut by Bobby8585 July 30, 2008
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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