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Don't Dick December

Don't Dick Decemberis an event in which those who failed No Nut Novemberreceive a chance at redemption. If however, a victor of No Nut November decides to not participate in Destroy Dick December, they can participate in a modified/harder version of Don't Dick December in which: any form of Nutting is prohibited, Wet Dreams and Pornography of any kind are prohibited, Boners are allowed so long as they are not intentionally caused, breaking a rule will cause you to fail. Those who complete Don't Dick December will be forgiven of their No Nut November failure. Should one complete both months, they shall assert dominance over all others who have not achieved such position and must be treated with the utmost respect, they will also be eligible for Cocktober and/or Hoevember in the following year.
I failed No Nut November, so now I gotta do Don't Dick December.
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Don't Dick December

For those who failed NO NUT NOVEMBER and wants to give it another attempt for the most amazing load on NEW YEARS
"Im gonna try "don't dick December" since my weak ass failed "No Nut November"
Don't Dick December by hando227 December 5, 2018

Don’t Dick December 

Where anyone can have sex but no dick.
Ready for tonight 😏??”
“Sorry babe it’s Don’t Dick December
Don’t Dick December by braceface69 November 18, 2022

Don't Destroy Dick December 

DDDD, it's like No Nut November on hard mode.
For pansies or gods among men, your choice.
Don't jack it for another month.
Alright, I have something to say. You might think of yourself as hot shit for crowning No Nut November, right?
I present you a new challange. Don't Destroy Dick December. Think of it as NNN on hard mode. Don't fap, it's easy, right? Except it's not, because I'm a day late. I'm sure all of you out there just wet your dick within the first second of December 1st, but fuck that. I'm asking you to push yourself to your limits. Don't melt your dick this December, because that's for fucking tards who don't want the extra challenge!

dont dick december

Whilst others may be attempting the Destory Dick December, those whomst most enlightened continue No Nut November through Dont Dick December.
“I’m so glad No Nut November’s over. Time for Dont Dick December!”
dont dick december by Hwaseong December 4, 2017

DONT DICK EAT DECEMBER 

Since males had to suffer the pain of No Nut November its the females turn for Dont Dick Eat December.
Dont dick eat december is payback

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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