He was just a dolphin (dolphin), swimming in the sea
With his dolphin friends (friends), happy as can be
Until one day he went (ohhh) and ventured onto land
And he got bitten by a radioactive man
Now he's Dolphin Man (man), half dolphin, half man
Hear him screech at night, cause he just wants a friend
He'll be quite a fright (Jesus Christ), if you run into him
In the dark, abandoned house where he lives (Ohh)

You know he may come off strong, but he's not what he seems
If he ever catches you, you can bet that you'll scream

Like help, let me go, help, let me go
Help, let me go, let me go tonight
You'll scream, help, let me go
Help, let me go, help, let me go, stop kidnapping me dolphin man

Dolphin Man by d.olphin man September 5, 2019

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Dolphies

Slang for "Dolphin Shorts", a type of fitness pants optimized for freedom of movement. They are typically worn by younger women, and sometimes in scenarios outside of their intended use and rather as a fashion piece

Gat damn she's hot in them dolphies

Dolphies by Postalt January 19, 2023

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dole whip

Using pineapple rings as an Elizabethan collar to accessorize one's junk, meant to be eaten. Can be enhanced with whip cream or cool whip.

Timofy was feeling frisky, so he put on a dole whip.

dole whip by bobby.california March 31, 2019

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