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Doing A Simon 

Blowing small issues out of ungodly proportions
We filled his room with plastic bags and then he started Doing A Simon
Doing A Simon by iamthesocklord October 18, 2012

Doing a Simpkin 

When you tell a really shit joke, do a stupid dance, or just be a general twat, then your doing a Simpkin
Oh God, Dave's doing a Simpkin on us.
Doing a Simpkin by Vortex April 3, 2004

Doing a Simpkin 

A simpkin is also when a guy tries to pull a girl with a 70s rollerdance and fails miserbaly
George tried a Simpkin, but got him nowhere
Doing a Simpkin by Bling_Master April 5, 2004

Doing a Simon 

When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.
I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore
Doing a Simon by FloppySimon May 29, 2019

Doing a Simpsons

Describes a long running cartoon that has run out of fresh original content.
I hope Aqua Teen Hunger Force does not end up doing a Simpsons.
Doing a Simpsons by DrGizmondo December 9, 2008

doing a Simpsons

Describes a long running cartoon that has run out of fresh original content.
I hope Aqua Teen Hunger Force does not end up doing a Simpsons.
doing a Simpsons by DrGizmondo December 12, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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