Dogsmosis

The delightful, daily diffusion of knowledge whereby a devoted dog, constantly by their owner’s side, quietly listens, learns, and absorbs every detail without ever being formally taught. 🐾

Thanks to a little Dogsmosis, our Director of Barketing sits in on every meeting and somehow ends up knowing the strategy better than the rest of us, no training required.

by pawfessor April 1, 2026

dogmosis

The process by which a dog expands to fill the available space on e.g. a sofa

A space is available next to you on the sofa. Your dog, albeit half the size of the space and initially tucked into one corner, mysteriously stretches out and eventually fills the space. Your dog has filled the space by dogmosis.

by h_l_h1 December 24, 2013

Dismosis

When you shat and it comes out your ears instead

Oh shit i just Dismosised

by 0akles January 11, 2021