Dogsmosis

The delightful, daily diffusion of knowledge whereby a devoted dog, constantly by their owner’s side, quietly listens, learns, and absorbs every detail without ever being formally taught. 🐾

Thanks to a little Dogsmosis, our Director of Barketing sits in on every meeting and somehow ends up knowing the strategy better than the rest of us, no training required.

Dogsmosis by pawfessor April 1, 2026

dogmosis 

The process by which a dog expands to fill the available space on e.g. a sofa

A space is available next to you on the sofa. Your dog, albeit half the size of the space and initially tucked into one corner, mysteriously stretches out and eventually fills the space. Your dog has filled the space by dogmosis.

dogmosis by h_l_h1 December 24, 2013

Dismosis 

When you shat and it comes out your ears instead

Oh shit i just Dismosised

Dismosis by 0akles January 11, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022