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dogwagger 

a person who initiates or participates in a conversation and moves it to an intentional, deliberate, and planned conclusion without the express knowledge of the other conversationalist. i.e. the tail is wagging the dog, not the other way around- the dog is wagging the tail.
Be careful around him, he is a dogwagger. (Go see the movie Wag the Dog.)
dogwagger by Cost February 3, 2007

dog shagger 

a person who partakes in sexual activities with large dogs of any kind, just to satisfy their beastly needs
he could be called dogtanian
i saw you on the back seat of a car with a dog on your knee, the windows were quite steamy but i could just about see......he was a dog shagger !!
dog shagger by john p foster August 15, 2006

Dog Shagger 

Someone who is lazy and never does his job.
Person A: 'Has Tyler finished his work yet?'
Person B: 'No, he's outside having a smoke'
Person A: 'What an absolute Dog Shagger
Dog Shagger by dog shagger May 11, 2018

arse wiping dog shagger

A person who In deeply looks and smells like a shagged wet dog and goes around thinking there all that when they speak from there arse and shag wet dogs
Oh look it's one of those arse wiping dog shaggers.'

doushbaggery 

Not "being" a doushbag, but the act/acts that define you as a doushbag.
His/her idiocy and lack of cooth transcends even the normal realm of "doushbaggery".
doushbaggery by Regtracker February 11, 2010

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026