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Dogs in a bathtub 

When a man fucks a womans pussy with his balls in her ass.
Bitch, you ever heard of dogs in a bathtub?
Dogs in a bathtub by Five Seven February 7, 2008

Two Dogs in a Bathtub 

When you try to jam both of your nuts in a girl's asshole. It's supposed to be as difficult as keeping two live dogs in a bathtub together.
i got one nut in her ass, but i couldnt manage the two dogs in a bathtub.

2 dogs in a bathtub 

When a guy puts both his nuts in a girls ass.
Wow, that is as difficult as getting 2 dogs in a bathtub.

5 dogs in a bathtub 

When you shove your dick, both balls, and both fists in a girl's asshole.
Oh man, I just did 5 dogs in a bathtub with Stacy's dad last night. It was cadaverific.
5 dogs in a bathtub by Mia Butthurts February 15, 2017

3 dogs in a bathtub 

The act of inserting one's entire penis and scrotum into an anus or vagina. The difficulty of that feat is akin to getting three dogs to take a bath at once, hence the phrase 'three dogs in a bathtub.'
Fitting my whole package into Sarah was harder than putting 3 dogs in a bathtub.

Or:

Kelly was so wide open I put three dogs in the bathtub.

two dogs in a bath tub 

When you try to stuff a set of nuts in a woman's asshole. In turn is as impossible as washing "two dogs in a bath tub".
"This bitch's ass was so loose that I had to give her the two dogs in a bath tub treatment."
two dogs in a bath tub by jgf July 19, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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