Definitions by jgf

Two can Van Damme 

It is the act of kicking the shit out of 10 vietmanese bar patrons while doing a gay split after a couple of drinks.

"Mikey?" "What did I just do?" "Dude, you totally two can Van Dammed those sumbitches!"

Two can Van Damme by jgf September 30, 2006

Giving 10 Inches and Making it Hurt 

The act of fucking a bitch in either hole twice then strategically smashing her in the chest with a brick.

"Hey, baby." Gina complains. "You fuck like an old man. Give me 10 inches and make it hurt this time!" This my friend is giving 10 inches and making it hurt.

Giving 10 Inches and Making it Hurt by jgf September 30, 2006

two dogs in a bath tub 

When you try to stuff a set of nuts in a woman's asshole. In turn is as impossible as washing "two dogs in a bath tub".

"This bitch's ass was so loose that I had to give her the two dogs in a bath tub treatment."

two dogs in a bath tub by jgf July 19, 2006