Dog Track

A golf course that is in horrible condition; so bad that it's not suitable for a dog.

That golf course isn't worth $15 to play, it's a complete dog track.

by Respn April 22, 2017

Dog Track Brother-In-Law

A person who considers it their role to show children how the world really operates.

On the rare occasion that the children are left in the care of a Dog Track Brother-In-Law, he must be reminded that the kids can absolutely not smoke.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

track dog

a girl or boy who is ovrly fond of a person. in other words someone who is obsessed with somene else.

wow linda is so obsessed with kyle, shes goin in circles, what a track dog

by chunkography February 2, 2009

you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

Your so good looking that you make a person's Hart rase and howl as is they were a hunting hound on a fresh animal track

Damn girl you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

by Jonnyblow December 19, 2016

prairie dog tracks

are the marks left in your underwear after the act of prairie dogging.

I was embarrassed when my mom pointed out my prairie dog tracks to my girlfriend.

by meanstoo September 4, 2011

dog-shitting-tacks mad

A state of extreme, unforeseen, and sudden anger. A reference to the disposition of a canine while it is completing the unfortunate task of expelling tacks from its rectum. The dog is extremely upset and can't figure what exactly is going on or how it happened. Used in the North American Deep South.

When John found out his best friend was sleeping with his fiancé, he was dog-shitting-tacks mad.

by Madman623 January 14, 2014