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ur dog sucked on my log

What say to someone whom'st'ed've said "Ur mum gay" or "ur dad lesbian" maybe even "ur granny trannie"
Person:Ur mum gay
You:ur dog sucked on my log.

Suckem Dog

A fantastic and innovative way to say fuck off, whilst additionally pissing off the individual

Pronounced : Saukem doeg
Question: Hey, can you help me with this?

Response: Suckem dog
Suckem Dog by GusGotWithATranny October 17, 2019

Dogfucker 

A stupid lazy son-of-a-bitch who sits around doing jack-shit all day, and mooch's weed off you like a motherfucker.
Guy #1 - "So what did you accomplish today, you dogfucker?"

Guy #2 (Dogfucker) - "Jack shit."
Dogfucker by OH MA GURD February 28, 2010

dogfucker 

You haven't even started working on your essay yet? Honestly, you're the biggest dogfucker I've ever seen.

dogfucker 

An aircraft electrician serving the Royal Air Force.
WHY?
Because they do, there is an urban myth in the RAF that recounts a tale of an aircraft electrician that was caught having sex with a dog.
Pilot: I ave a problem with the NR indicator.
Line Swine: I'll get a dogfucker to come and have a look at it for you
dogfucker by Not a DF April 11, 2007

Dogfucker 

Dogfucker: I.E, racist white people who like to pretend they are not zoophiles by projecting their own retardation on middle-easterners. In reality 99% of zoophile porn involves american huwhite wimen getting effed by golden retriever while their god-fearing, muslim hating husbands watch.
An example of dogfucker in IRL.

White guy: You sand-n####ers like to fuck goats
Middle-easterner: Hold on a minute, i googled white people fucking dogs and i saw your sister lisa-ann getting fucked by a bulldog.
White guy: FUCK YOU TERRORIST.