Doddiling

A word to use when a person or group of people are walking extremely slow in front of you, and you cannot go past them; you begin to get angry because they're oblivious to you.

Noun: Doddle
Verb: Doddiling

Person 1: "Dude, these people in front of us are fucking doddiling to nowhere."

Person 2: "Just wait until we can get around them."

by Durere November 30, 2011

Doddington

Doddington is located inbetween the inbred town of Chatteris and the cat loving society of Wimblington. It has a hospital which works less days than a man on the doll from Manchester and is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. In the centre of the village is a clocktower built in 1897 in commemoration of the Diamond Jubilee of Queen Victoria, which when drink driving home from the two pubs is a pain in the arse to miss. The inhabitants love a good moan which includes how much Doddington is a shit-hole and want to move yet are sucked in to stay because its boredom is enjoyable and they're miserable bastards. It is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. It also has one shop which sells goods cheaper than Wimblington's making it a bargain for the locals and one less thing to moan about.

'I like imbreds and cats, I think I may move to Doddington.'

Pascal: 'Hey Jimmy, did your mum find a house to move to?'
Jimmy: 'Nope, we decided to stay here because we love a good moan.'

by CLACALAL November 2, 2011

diddling her twat

fingering, or playing with a girls vagina.

Oh, he's probably diddling her twat.

by landothecowboy666 December 8, 2010

doodling your noodle

To play with one's self; masturbation. Term is specifically used when talking about Asians.

Sam: Dean were you doodling your noodle to BustyAsianBeauties.com??

by Sam Winchesterr February 21, 2011

horse doodling

Verb.

The act of doing something that is in no way benfecial to the mission or activity.

Lots of people use this phrase. But no one you know.

See also: monkeying about

Source: Red Vs Blue, episode 53.

Griff: You said it was a real phrase like "horse doodling!"

by Evil Badman March 30, 2005

Cooter Doodling

The art of drawing with ones vagina.

Just as I thought I'd seen everything the internet has to offer, I stumble into a video chat room where a young woman squatting over a dry erase board was Cooter Doodling "Hello Kitty" at a 6th grade level.

by Dmyster92 May 12, 2013

diddilin

To fool around with a member of the opposite sex in the most awkward, unruly places. Usually creates awkward situations in the work place and/or at friendly outings. The term is derived from Diddler, which is commonly refereed to as a child molester. Think of the same situation, but with a person of equal age. The individual knows it's wrong, the public knows it's wrong, yet the person still continues.

Does not consist of sex, but rather small amounts of human bodily contact, usually not surpassing second base, for lack of better terms.

Dude, i cannot believe you were diddilin with that chick in your room last night.

You diddilin fuck.

I was diddilin with that girl all night, but realized i had work in an hour, so she had to go back to her room.

by NOrris-Xplode September 24, 2009