Docking baby

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The result of having intercorse with a woman after docking with a dude. The residual semen from docking a dude gets trapped in the forskin, then released into the vagina. Thus, causing a pregnancy.

Oh, this kid, he is a docking baby.

Docking baby by The Axxhole January 22, 2017

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baby docking

giving birth directly into a vagina.

"As her water broke she frantically searched for a baby docking partner."

baby docking by colleen86 June 23, 2007

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Baby Docking Station

A mother's breast.

Colleen heard the baby crying so she attached it to the Baby Docking Station for refueling.

Baby Docking Station by yeneef December 10, 2012

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Baby Dicking

This is when a well hung man is having sex with a pregnant woman who is well into her pregnancy and her amniotic sack breaks and the baby latches onto the man's penis like it is a rope swing. The baby holds on for dear life and when the man pulls out, he pulls out his penis with a baby gripping onto it. Legend has it that this occurs mainly on island states or countries.

Dude I was ramming my wife last night and her water broke. Luckily I baby dicked her though so we did not have to go to the hospital for delivery. I pulled out and my dick flung up with the baby riding it like a rope swing! That was my first time ever baby dicking.

Baby Dicking by biddietwirler February 24, 2019

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baby dicking around

While wasting time or not being productive, doing an immature act that ruins the enjoyment for others.

We were having fun at the club, until Scott started baby dicking around and got us all kicked out.

baby dicking around by RichChigga July 19, 2016

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Baby-ducking

When your friends are just following you around doing exactly what you do like baby ducks behind the momma duck

These two friends of my have no life, they are always baby-ducking me all over the place.

Baby-ducking by spideyninjaboss August 25, 2012

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Baby ducking

When an inebriated person clings to the last person they saw before blacking out.

Dude, the party last night sucked

Why?

Eric was baby ducking me all night, If I left him anywhere he'd just start freaking out.

Baby ducking by SoundFactory June 16, 2015

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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