Baby-ducking
When your friends are just following you around doing exactly what you do like baby ducks behind the momma duck
Baby-ducking by spideyninjaboss August 25, 2012
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Baby ducking
Dude, the party last night sucked
Why?
Eric was baby ducking me all night, If I left him anywhere he'd just start freaking out.
Why?
Eric was baby ducking me all night, If I left him anywhere he'd just start freaking out.
Baby ducking by SoundFactory June 16, 2015
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Baby Dicking
This is when a well hung man is having sex with a pregnant woman who is well into her pregnancy and her amniotic sack breaks and the baby latches onto the man's penis like it is a rope swing. The baby holds on for dear life and when the man pulls out, he pulls out his penis with a baby gripping onto it. Legend has it that this occurs mainly on island states or countries.
Dude I was ramming my wife last night and her water broke. Luckily I baby dicked her though so we did not have to go to the hospital for delivery. I pulled out and my dick flung up with the baby riding it like a rope swing! That was my first time ever baby dicking.
Baby Dicking by biddietwirler February 24, 2019
baby dicking around
While wasting time or not being productive, doing an immature act that ruins the enjoyment for others.
baby dicking around by RichChigga July 19, 2016
baby docking
baby docking by colleen86 June 23, 2007
Baby Docking Station
Baby Docking Station by yeneef December 10, 2012
Docking baby
The result of having intercorse with a woman after docking with a dude. The residual semen from docking a dude gets trapped in the forskin, then released into the vagina. Thus, causing a pregnancy.
Docking baby by The Axxhole January 22, 2017
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