Do shit 

An expression most commonly used when referring to performing a task, often used conversationally. Subsequently, often turned into a lame joke.

Joe: man, Mike is such a fucking lazy ass, he doesn't ever do shit.

Unfunny co-worker: oh he doesn't "douche it"? that's really unsanitary.

Joe: This is why I never talk to you.

Do shit by Soo Doh Nim June 9, 2011

do shit 

To have sexual content that is more than just kissing, and implies all other bases other than first.

If you're horny, to an attractice person:

"Hey- wanna do shit?"

About your best friends who just did sexual things on your bed:
"They totally just did shit on my bed! Now I have to make them wash my skanky ass sheets!"

do shit by girl who does shit November 9, 2007

Do Shit 

The act of being michevious when bored out of ones mind.

When Mike, Matt, and Logan were bored, the decided to do shit.

Do Shit by Michael February 10, 2005

Do shit 

The act of doing an activity that gets you off hours ass

do shit n shit

Do shit by Logic z January 10, 2021

aint gon do shit 

You're not going to do whatever it is you just threatened to do.

Chelsea: hoe I'mma steal your man if you don't back the fuck up
Sara: you aint gon do shit

aint gon do shit by justabee14 April 9, 2019

Didn't do shit, I swear

Definitely did something wrong, and is doing a poor job at covering it up.

Doug - "Hey you didn't have anything to do with that missing child, did you?"

Dave - "I didn't do shit, I swear."

Didn't do shit, I swear by toastyptsd May 11, 2023

Dude you always do this shit 

A phrase Norman "Nick" uses when he feels like he is being plotted against or purposefully exposed. When he uses this phrase it means that he's genuinely done with your bullshit and getting annoyed. He usually uses this phrase whenever Henry is doing some annoying ass shit to get on his nerves. If this phrase is dropped on you, you better quit agitating the nigga because you don't want to face the wrath of the uncaged lion.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you said that the girl over there is pretty cute, you want me to set you up?

Norman "Nick": Dude you always do this shit, stfu. Leave me the fuck alone and stay out of my shit.

Dude you always do this shit by TurnM3Up July 28, 2020