Diwin

A sound to describe great surprise, anger, triumph, happiness, depression, shock, defeat, ugh... great anything really.

Doctor: "Clancy, I'm afraid you're dying of cancer..."
Clany: "DIIIIIIIIIIIWIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!"

Man: "You've won the lottery!"
Man that just won the lottery: "DIIIIIIIIIIIIWIIIIIIIIIN!!!"

Mark: "What do you think of my new hair style?"
Sam: "DIIIIIIIIIWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!"

*Babe walks past*
All: "DIIIIIIIIIIWIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!"

Simon: "... DIWIN!"

Diwin by Almondcake June 17, 2010

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

DeWine Slut 

The top level of all vineyard hussies. Most gorgeous, best tasting, In shape, super hot heels, dresses classy yet slut is foreshadowed. Knows how to work her way to the secret cellar, to drink the high end bottles. Usually found on her knees blowing or having hot sex with vineyard owner. Can multi-task with glass of wine in her hand and never spill a drop.

Where did Svetlana go? Ohhhhh girl you know her, she’s already got the vineyard owners cock in her mouth by now. It’s already been 20 minutes. She is the ultimate DeWine Slut.

DeWine Slut by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 11, 2019

Dining Dead 

A couple that eats at restaurants in total silence, very awkward, very sad.

"Are we going to be that kind of couple, that eat our food silently...the dining dead?" He thought.

Dining Dead by Scaring-Crows January 26, 2010

Dining with Royalty 

Taking a girl on a cheap dinner date, involving resturants that have royal names.

e.g. Burger King, Dairy Queen, etc.

I was flat broke, and she wanted to eat, so we Dined with Royalty.

Dining with Royalty by urbanVirus September 4, 2005

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker 

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021