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Divett44 is the account on twitter, only known by few to drunk tweet. He will occasionally reply ‘aired g’ to any tweet at all, without reason. He is also a Manchester United fan, which shows how deluded he really is. Nevertheless he is one of the more likeable accounts on football twitter, and seems to never sober up
FT Account 1: ‘Hey, that Divett44 is replying to my tweets again, what do I do?’
FT Account 2: ‘Just leave him, he’s definitely drunk again
Daniel_haddock: ‘Penis’
Divett44 by charliekc June 24, 2020
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dick divet

that tight little fibromuscular tubular tract thingy that straight up leads from that uterus shit to the outskirts of the body in all bitches except tranny's. Basically, its a pussy.
bro, you and me are gonna go out tonight and get 3 1/2 inches deep in some fuckin dick divet...ya dig
dick divet by Mangina Man April 16, 2008
Divett is the term used to describe mental retardation as the result of being dropped at birth. It is usually considered normal for a "Divett" to grow up in the foster care of wild animals. Divetts will never fully mature.
Hey man, did u see that Divett last night, he was such a b lake
Divett by E. N. The WOW Mashta April 7, 2007
means dickhead but in nomansheath slang.
OMG!! that britney spears is such a divlet
Divlet by banksy29 March 7, 2009

Divetender 

The hardworking bartender at your favorite hole-in-the-wall bar. If you're lucky, they're hot and love to flirt, but most of the time they're a bit worse for the wear. Which is understandable considering the drunken, abusive clientele they have to put up with all day long.
Our divetender at the Poop Deck on Thursday night had a great turd cutter and a perfect set of blouse mounds.

Dusty Divet

Hey let's drop Dusty Divet
NO! THATS THE NEW TILTED TOWERS
Dusty Divet by ITzTheReaper June 1, 2018