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Dissception 

Dissception (noun):

A portmanteau of "dis," slang for disrespect, and "Inception," a reference to the complex layers of reality in the eponymous movie.

A situation or act in which an individual attempts to disrespect or belittle another, but inadvertently ends up disrespecting or belittling themselves, often in a manner that is not immediately apparent.
His attempt to mock her fashion sense was a clear case of dissception when everyone pointed out his own outdated style.
Dissception by Kewk July 6, 2023
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DISSECTION 

A amazing Swedish black metal band that has pushed the limits farther than most bands during its time. Vocalist Jon was in for 7yrs for murder of a homosexual. Jon and Dissection has made it clear they are not racists and the murder was not of 'hate crime'.
Qoute: "I, we want our fans to know and to make it a point that it is not and never has been part of our policy or philosophy to be a part of racism and what it stands for" - Dissection
GOAT: Fear the Rebirth of Dissection!!!
Closeminded: Your stupid go listen to rap and what mtv says to listen to.

GOAT: If you are reading this go to www.Dissection.nu
DISSECTION by GOAT FUKER February 27, 2005

dissection 

An incredible melodic black metal band from Sweden, mixing harsh vocals and sounds with melodic guitar solos. Live Legacy just happens to be one of the best albums ever.
Just listen to it, tool.
dissection by NecroGrim September 19, 2005

distreption 

A distraction within a distraction within a distraction. Distraction + inception = distreption.
I'm on my fourth level of distreption right now.
distreption by grapplegabbler November 16, 2016

Dissection 

Taking apart, or exploring

"I dissected the frog, and found his intestines very gross!"
Dissection by Michael Wilkes November 8, 2003

dickception 

1. The implantation of another person's homoerotic fantasies or more literally penis into a target's subconscious. This tactic can consist of multiple levels of dickception, tantamount to a raging gay orgy inside your subconscious.

2. Can be used to describe a peculiar situation or event which makes a person question their sexuality due to undeniable and infinite levels of homosexuality (as if their minds are being implanted by figurative and literal dicks).
Watching the Saints game with Eric is basically dickception. Its like having your brain implanted by a penis inside a penis inside a penis
dickception by andyrdck December 3, 2013

Dickception 

When someone (usually a girl) purposely gives a guy the idea that he's about to get laid or engage with her in some form of sexual activity but instead makes it look like she was only kidding.
-After an argument-
Amy: There, there. Let's just have makeup sex.
Tom: Okay, I'll get naked.
Amy: Kay, now you go have sex with your make-up while I have sex with mine =D
Tom: YOU DICK! THAT WAS DICKCEPTION!
Dickception by MisfitMaestro December 3, 2010
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