Disneylandin

The act of living outside of his or her means. This person lives his or her life like a fantasy but in reality has nothing. Frontin, fakin the funk, actin hard, perpetrating, etc...

1. *at the club*...I know that dude/chick, he/she broke as hell but over there in VIP disneylandin.

2. *in the streets*......That cat over there ridin in that nice whip disneylandin...knowin he hidin from the repo man.

3. *in general*........ Every time he/she get paid he/she out here disneylandin but at the end of the weekend he/she back to being broke.

by Blaqcheerio55 July 13, 2012

disneylandsex

Sex that is as infrequent as getting to disneyland, happens rarely and not as often as you would like, but when you are lucky enough to get it you have a fucking awesome time.

Walt had a shit-eating grin on his face all day and Mickey asked why and Walt said, " Got me some disneylandsex last night."

by jpg3 February 20, 2011

Disneyland mom

A divorced mother that rarely pays attention to her child except to take her to Disneyland so she can take "fun" pictures of them while giving them loads of sweets in order be crowned the "fun parent". High five in the air to you CR!

Oh that's the Disneyland mom... You can tell by the kid with sugar eyes.

by Madhatter June 15, 2014

Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder

An insidious and disturbing psychological disorder with onset after an especially protracted visit to Disneyland which causes the sufferer to believe that everything that’s happening in their life, long after leaving the Happiest Place on Earth, is actually part of a ride or an attraction which results in the person having a permanently surreal perspective that leads to emotional numbness, depersonalization and high risk behavior.

As he headed for the cliffside running as fast as he could push himself, I realized way too late that he was engulfed in a full-blown state of Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder and that it was highly unlikely he would live through the upcoming 250 foot drop onto the rocks below!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021

Disneyland baddie

An attractive female who goes to Disneyland to take Instagram pictures. Has mouse ears, crop top, and big hoops. She is on the hunt for a vacation boyfriend that she can easily ghost later. Always with her friend who is also a baddie but is generally less attractive and more annoying.

Damn, she a Disneyland baddie.

by 4daboys February 4, 2020

Disneyland

The largest human trap run by a Mouse. See also: disneyworld.

I went to Disneyland on vacation excited, happy and rich, and left poor, tired, and sick.
I'm going again next year.

by _allismine_ June 11, 2006

Disneyland Line

A deceptively long line, much like the ones you see in Disneyland. The are carefully designed to look short from the outside, when in fact they are like, a kilometer of panting tourists.

Sam: Hey let's ride Indiana Jones!
Alicia: Okay!
-1 hour later-
Alicia: Goddammit Sam, we're stuck in another Disneyland line.

by samboaquino September 19, 2010