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A weird mysterious anomaly that occurs on iOS users phones. Whenever you try to spell out the word "Discord," it autocorrects to Discoed. The origins of this word is unknown.
"I always try to spell out Discord on my iPhone, but it always autocorrects to Discoed! So annoying."
Discoed by Rondaxen June 22, 2021

discord moderators 

the second sub-species based off of the homo sapiens species
according to science, discord moderators are the closest thing we have to the original cavemen
discord moderators by dio brando999 October 29, 2020

Discord mod 

A 21-38 year old male that weighs about 40-80kg living in his mom's basement that doesn't allow memes in #general.
Person 1: no memes in #general
Person 2: Can you shut the fuck up?
Person 1: admin disrespect!!! !ban @person 2 admin disrespect
Person 2: What a discord mod.
Discord mod by Fizzzyy February 11, 2021

discord nigga

A discord nigga is a nigga who dont got friends in real life so the fat ass be on discord
Damn you see these gsg nfl an other clan thats filled with discord niggas
discord nigga by the discord tea team November 27, 2019

Symbiosis Discord 

Symbiosis discord is like a huge echo chamber with soccer moms,
who gossip about material they have no idea about and gatekeep the shit out of everything.
"MAN EVERYTHING AFTER 2020 SUCKS MAN NOT REAL JEDAII OMG, all a bunch of newbies" - Symbiosis Discord Member
"HAHAH DID YOU SEE THIS GUY OMG WHY DID PEOPLE HATE ON HITLER??? WTF SUCH SOFTIES I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED BUT I HAVE TO AMPLIFY THIS ECHO CHAMBER ON WHAT THE OTHER GUY SAID " - Symbiosis Discord Member

Naruto Discord 

Aka Naruto Wrld. A lovely server full of child predator mods and an owner who encourages these child predators by not taking action against them, even when presented with valid proof. Rather he bans anyone who tries to report child predators and groomers, he bans anyone who has an opinion too cuz that’s what short people who Scam children for money do. His mods are all pp riders who have no life and sit in front of their computer screens all day calling young girls kittens to get pics from them.💀💀

They also have a bot called god tree which is a Walmart version of tatsu, dank memer and mudae bot because they stole all of their commands from other bots. If you want mods to be all up on you the Naruto Wrld is the place to be, oh and if you’re an underage girl they will love you!
Peeeedoooo: I’m a moderator in Naruto discord, u should join and groom underage girls with me 🥰
Guy 2: you mean p3edo Wrld? I’ll pass
Naruto Discord by Ohyeswow November 12, 2020
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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