Disappled

To be rendered incapable of functioning in the real world without the use of apps.

Hey - Nafe broke his phone and now he's completely disappled.

by FanWanDango August 27, 2014

disappeareted

A portmanteau of disappeared and deleted.

Woah! My teammate just got disappeareted!

by Cynthia <3 December 7, 2016

Disabledsenses

A mineman who blatantly cheats and uploads against known players.

Dewgs: Fighting disabledsenses and ivan would be fun on cb!

by speedywoot June 25, 2018

mentholly disabled

you've run out of menthol ciggies.

i'm mentholly disabled. i've run out of menthol ciggies.

by themostbubblewrapever.yeah.x2 November 21, 2009

Disappenis

The complete and hasty disappearance of nearly all of the normally external, and usually erect, penis which can result from one of many atrocious turnoffs which a female sexual partner is capable of during or immediately prior to intercourse. Turnoffs which a disappenis may result from could include the presumably female partner revealing her penis during foreplay, dispelling flatulence while male is performing oral sex, or asking her male partner "are you in yet?" several minutes after intercourse was actually initiated.

Guy 1: Dude, how'd things go with that babe after you left?

Guy 2: Not well, man. Not well. 5 minutes into it and BAM...a god damned disappenis.

Guy 1: Ouch. What happened?

Guy 2: She said I was gonna have to wear a condom.

by sprackus August 27, 2010

Disabled Football clan

Disabled Football clan discord server

Disabled Football clan is a Discord server with 1k members

by unkown shush ok bruh October 10, 2021

Disappearing Ass Syndrome

A progressive wasting syndrome of the gluteal muscles most commonly seen in aging white men, considered to be a combined result of both advanced age and disuse atrophy.

Yeah, you bet this Disappearing Ass Syndrome messes with my motorcycle ride.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 23, 2020