Dis Con

what cops say you did wrong when they lock you up for no reason*








*in reality, dis con (short for disorderly conduct) is (in just about every state) a penal law criminal violation which can be used to legally arrest someone.

sub-sections of dis con include:
threatening/violent behavior, profane/offensive language, obstructing traffic, failure to disperse, and more (depending on what state you live in)

by Flipyoutoo August 17, 2008

Dis Con

Dis Con (short for disorderly conduct) is, in many countries, a criminal violation which can be used to legally arrest someone.

In the United States, laws vary by state, but common examples of Dis Con include:

(1) fighting,
(2) making an unreasonable amount noise and continuing to do so after being asked to stop,
(3) disrupting a lawful assembly of persons,
(4) conduct that is likely to result in serious bodily injury to a person,
(5) conduct that is likely to result in serious damage to property.

In most cases, Dis Con is a misdemeanor, but in certain special situations, like deliberately disrupting a funeral, it can be a felony.

by durpthesecond February 1, 2018

dis-confibulated

another wacky and weird way of saying you are confused

Timothy says "you need to pull this lever up then down and turn this knob, to work the machine"
Luke 2 says "This is too complicated for me I am dis-confibulated"
Timothy 1 says "But it's sooo simple

by Tim_Potatoe July 19, 2017

Anti-dis-re-contemporised

Excellent way of creating a new meaning for an old word

Guy 1: Mate, you just contextualised that sentence in an anti-dis-re-contemporised way.

Guy 2: WYeah, I guess I did.

Guy 1: Cool story

Leigh: Dats not a worrrrddddd broooooooooo!

Guy 3: Shut up Leigh

by Raf89 June 15, 2011

cheek disconnect

The disconnection of a telephone conversation caused by ones cheek inadvertantly pressing on the disconnect button. This is more likely to occur with touchscreen mobile phones.

I was in the middle of an important discussion when I experienced a cheek disconnect. This occurred when my cheek hit the disconnect button on my mobile phone ending my telephone call and my train of thought. Cheek disconnect can also lead to a unigab situation. (see; unigab)

by Kathleen G Smith January 12, 2009

Discontract

Digital, smart contract

We need to discontract this cleaning service, I am tired of all the paperwork.

by Alfredaz April 25, 2020

Disconcerted

To be discomforted, in an awkward situation, not like whats going on.

unsettled, thrown off blaance, confused, taken back, perturbed,

"I was very disconcerted when the whole class looked at me"

by Stefan Brakus May 31, 2006