Flipyoutoo's definitions
a shield is a badge you fucking nerds. though the only real shields are carried by cops and their superiors (sgt, lt, etc), all sorts of random civil servants have shields too.
by flipyoutoo February 16, 2008
Get the shieldmug. the act of throwing someone over your hips in dramatic and flashy fashion onto their face or head. judging by joe rogan's expert MMA commentary, actual proper names of the techniques are irrelevant, so long as the opponent's legs fly through the air like an unintentional cartwheel.
"holy shit dude, did you see that judo throw? i think that nigga's dead."
"he had an awesome judo throw defense technique; he broke his fall with his face, then laid there unconscious."
"he had an awesome judo throw defense technique; he broke his fall with his face, then laid there unconscious."
by flipyoutoo January 2, 2009
Get the judo throwmug. sgt - aren't you supposed to be on meal?
cop - i was going, but this guy had excessively loud music coming from his car, so i threw out my whopper to write him a summons.
sgt - ...you fucking loser, stop being such a damn buff before people flip your locker.
cop - i was going, but this guy had excessively loud music coming from his car, so i threw out my whopper to write him a summons.
sgt - ...you fucking loser, stop being such a damn buff before people flip your locker.
by flipyoutoo February 16, 2008
Get the buffmug. by Flipyoutoo August 11, 2008
Get the Octobermug. what cops say you did wrong when they lock you up for no reason*
*in reality, dis con (short for disorderly conduct) is (in just about every state) a penal law criminal violation which can be used to legally arrest someone.
*in reality, dis con (short for disorderly conduct) is (in just about every state) a penal law criminal violation which can be used to legally arrest someone.
sub-sections of dis con include:
threatening/violent behavior, profane/offensive language, obstructing traffic, failure to disperse, and more (depending on what state you live in)
threatening/violent behavior, profane/offensive language, obstructing traffic, failure to disperse, and more (depending on what state you live in)
by Flipyoutoo August 17, 2008
Get the Dis Conmug. When persons pretend to be friends on a regular basis so often that they actually develop a small friendship, even though they can't stand eachother. People will do this for any number of reasons, though commonly it is done to avoid drama or an ass kicking.
Chris - Dude, Abe is such a herb, you're friends with that guy?
James - Meh, it's more of a forced friendship, he's always down to be the designated driver.
Chris - What a tool!
James - Meh, it's more of a forced friendship, he's always down to be the designated driver.
Chris - What a tool!
by Flipyoutoo December 30, 2008
Get the forced friendshipmug. a shield. the term "tin" is typically reserved for when it's presented to a civilian for any variety of reasons.
sean - how did you get that chick's friends to let her go home with you?
flip - it was nothing, i just pulled a couple aside and tinned them, told them their friend was in good hands.
sean - you fucked her in the ass, didn't you?
flip - raw.
ed - alright, who's turn is it to tin the doorman?
ryan - i'd rather just stand in line and pay the door fee like everyone else.
entire group - ...
ed - alright it's settled, ryan go tin that motherfucker so we can get inside already.
flip - it was nothing, i just pulled a couple aside and tinned them, told them their friend was in good hands.
sean - you fucked her in the ass, didn't you?
flip - raw.
ed - alright, who's turn is it to tin the doorman?
ryan - i'd rather just stand in line and pay the door fee like everyone else.
entire group - ...
ed - alright it's settled, ryan go tin that motherfucker so we can get inside already.
by flipyoutoo February 16, 2008
Get the tinmug.