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a shield is a badge you fucking nerds. though the only real shields are carried by cops and their superiors (sgt, lt, etc), all sorts of random civil servants have shields too.
by flipyoutoo February 16, 2008
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cop - i was going, but this guy had excessively loud music coming from his car, so i threw out my whopper to write him a summons.
sgt - ...you fucking loser, stop being such a damn buff before people flip your locker.
cop - i was going, but this guy had excessively loud music coming from his car, so i threw out my whopper to write him a summons.
sgt - ...you fucking loser, stop being such a damn buff before people flip your locker.
by flipyoutoo February 16, 2008
Get the buff mug.guy - the thing is, we don't want to talk with you.
bitch - why don't you go and fuck off then?!
guy - you go.
bitch - *slaps guy*
guy - *slaps bitch harder*
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?!
bitch - why don't you go and fuck off then?!
guy - you go.
bitch - *slaps guy*
guy - *slaps bitch harder*
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?!
by Flipyoutoo November 3, 2008
Get the How Can She Slap mug.the act of throwing someone over your hips in dramatic and flashy fashion onto their face or head. judging by joe rogan's expert MMA commentary, actual proper names of the techniques are irrelevant, so long as the opponent's legs fly through the air like an unintentional cartwheel.
"holy shit dude, did you see that judo throw? i think that nigga's dead."
"he had an awesome judo throw defense technique; he broke his fall with his face, then laid there unconscious."
"he had an awesome judo throw defense technique; he broke his fall with his face, then laid there unconscious."
by flipyoutoo January 2, 2009
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*in reality, dis con (short for disorderly conduct) is (in just about every state) a penal law criminal violation which can be used to legally arrest someone.
*in reality, dis con (short for disorderly conduct) is (in just about every state) a penal law criminal violation which can be used to legally arrest someone.
sub-sections of dis con include:
threatening/violent behavior, profane/offensive language, obstructing traffic, failure to disperse, and more (depending on what state you live in)
threatening/violent behavior, profane/offensive language, obstructing traffic, failure to disperse, and more (depending on what state you live in)
by Flipyoutoo August 17, 2008
Get the Dis Con mug.When persons pretend to be friends on a regular basis so often that they actually develop a small friendship, even though they can't stand eachother. People will do this for any number of reasons, though commonly it is done to avoid drama or an ass kicking.
Chris - Dude, Abe is such a herb, you're friends with that guy?
James - Meh, it's more of a forced friendship, he's always down to be the designated driver.
Chris - What a tool!
James - Meh, it's more of a forced friendship, he's always down to be the designated driver.
Chris - What a tool!
by Flipyoutoo December 30, 2008
Get the forced friendship mug.Best town in Long Island, New York, and perhaps all of America. It has more bars/clubs per square mile than anywhere else in New York State, as well as beaches, good public/private schools, clean tap water, restaurants for all food types, harbors/marinas, gyms, malls, etc. Also has nearly every fast food joint and car dealership one could want.
Huntington is the shit!
by Flipyoutoo September 25, 2008
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