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How Can She Slap

The appropriate verbal response after bitch slapping a chick who hit you first.
guy - the thing is, we don't want to talk with you.

bitch - why don't you go and fuck off then?!

guy - you go.

bitch - *slaps guy*

guy - *slaps bitch harder*

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?!
by Flipyoutoo November 3, 2008
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buff

a cop that loves his job a bit too much.
sgt - aren't you supposed to be on meal?
cop - i was going, but this guy had excessively loud music coming from his car, so i threw out my whopper to write him a summons.
sgt - ...you fucking loser, stop being such a damn buff before people flip your locker.
by flipyoutoo February 16, 2008
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October

- what day is it?

- ...october...


(go watch billy madison)
by Flipyoutoo August 11, 2008
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judo throw

the act of throwing someone over your hips in dramatic and flashy fashion onto their face or head. judging by joe rogan's expert MMA commentary, actual proper names of the techniques are irrelevant, so long as the opponent's legs fly through the air like an unintentional cartwheel.
"holy shit dude, did you see that judo throw? i think that nigga's dead."

"he had an awesome judo throw defense technique; he broke his fall with his face, then laid there unconscious."
by flipyoutoo January 2, 2009
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shield

a shield is a badge you fucking nerds. though the only real shields are carried by cops and their superiors (sgt, lt, etc), all sorts of random civil servants have shields too.
it's a goddamn shield... if you need an example for this you are fucking retarded.
by flipyoutoo February 16, 2008
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Dis Con

what cops say you did wrong when they lock you up for no reason*








*in reality, dis con (short for disorderly conduct) is (in just about every state) a penal law criminal violation which can be used to legally arrest someone.
sub-sections of dis con include:
threatening/violent behavior, profane/offensive language, obstructing traffic, failure to disperse, and more (depending on what state you live in)
by Flipyoutoo August 17, 2008
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forced friendship

When persons pretend to be friends on a regular basis so often that they actually develop a small friendship, even though they can't stand eachother. People will do this for any number of reasons, though commonly it is done to avoid drama or an ass kicking.
Chris - Dude, Abe is such a herb, you're friends with that guy?
James - Meh, it's more of a forced friendship, he's always down to be the designated driver.
Chris - What a tool!
by Flipyoutoo December 30, 2008
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