Dirvert 

A Dirty Pervert. The highest level of pervert.

That guy is such a dirvert. He kept looking at porn on his laptop during the office meeting.

Dirvert by cpdcrsdr November 28, 2010

Turd diverter 

The Y-Shaped device in an airplane used for the directional evacuation of turd flow.

Aaron grabbed the turd diverter to avoid ramp trout.

Turd diverter by LavatorySpecialist December 1, 2016

Divertisimo 

A spanish show that Trina Vega from Victorious was on that has "top notch acting" and that is "high quailty television". On the show, Trina is seen as a giant cheese being chased around by mice with forks.

I saw Trina Vega on the show "Divertisimo".

Divertisimo by Johnathan Houston April 21, 2018

Blurt Divert 

Female equivalent of the cock block.

We are 2 single ladies & we were out with our gay male friends and all the single guys assumed they were our boyfriends & didnt come over to us! So we said they were cock-blocking us female style and then after a few drinks made up the phrase blurt divert!

Blurt Divert by Miss BT7 March 9, 2014

diverticulitis 

An infalamtion of the lining of the intestines.

Fidel Castro eats so much shit that he gave himself diverticulitis.

diverticulitis by shoee January 18, 2007

diverter 

someone who changes the topic of an argument, because they are losing the argument.

Riley became a diverter after losing the argument with Tracy.

diverter by BlesserLesser July 11, 2020

flirt and divert

To flirt with someone to get something out of them and then ditching them.

Alicia was an expert at flirt and divert. She'd approach a guy at the bar, flirt with him all night so long as he paid for the drinks, and then left towards the end of the night when he went to the bathroom.

"I'm going to give her a ride home but she wants to stop at the gas station first."
"Dude, it's just flirt and divert, she's done it at every party I've seen her at. She's going to ask you for some smokes and then will run up a huge tab. The second you pull up she'll jump out and run up to her apartment without so much as a thank you."

flirt and divert by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008