The type of guy that willpeel the skin from your body and offer it to your mom as a Halloween costume.
There was a time dirty vinnie asked logan why he had a 1.6 gpa and asking girls for head...it was also dirty vinnie who told logan he should use his instead
The kind of man that can make the goofiest faces and jokes, but is extremely attractive and very caring, yet won't hesitate to slam you against the wall as he calls you his bottom bitch.
When your testicle falls off due to being blue-balled, so you pick it up, fry it sunny side up, and stick use it as a butt plug to seal you're asshole for an upcoming hardcore anal session with a guy with massive ears, more often than not called Ethan.