Dirty nap

Sex or masterbation before a nap.

Used as guise to get away from kids or family to have sex and possibly nap.

Mom, "Where are your grand parents?"

Child, " They said they where headed upstairs for a dirty nap."

"On the weekend, the old lady watches me like a hawk. A dirty nap is the only way I can get away to rub one out."

by DirtyDUSMC January 26, 2012

Dirty nap

Means dead. A dirt nap, means put someone in the dirt for the final nap

Watch your back or you will be taking a dirty nap.

by weirdalfan1980 September 20, 2016

Dirty Nap

When someone shuts their eyes to imagine a dirty thing such as sexual intercourse or anything similar. Dirty nap.

They just took a dirty nap

by Falls hot titty June 11, 2020