Sex or masterbation before a nap.
Used as guise to get away from kids or family to have sex and possibly nap.
Used as guise to get away from kids or family to have sex and possibly nap.
Mom, "Where are your grand parents?"
Child, " They said they where headed upstairs for a dirty nap."
"On the weekend, the old lady watches me like a hawk. A dirty nap is the only way I can get away to rub one out."
Child, " They said they where headed upstairs for a dirty nap."
"On the weekend, the old lady watches me like a hawk. A dirty nap is the only way I can get away to rub one out."
by DirtyDUSMC January 17, 2012
When someone shuts their eyes to imagine a dirty thing such as sexual intercourse or anything similar. Dirty nap.
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