Dirty Mat

Someone who has the absolute pinnacle of amazing schlongs and will never hurt you and never make you cry. Also fuck you eric

Yo its yuh boi Dirty Mat

Dirty Mat by TotallyNotMat August 28, 2019

Dirty Mat

When a male (typically from Moncton) grabs your ass and proceeds to spin you around like a WWE wrestler. He then proceeds to drink your cum juice that was squirted out when you were spinning.

I performed a Dirty Mat on Edward yesterday.

Dirty Mat by yeatbeat123 March 9, 2020

Dirty mat

Someone who has the absolute pinnacle of amazing schlongs and will never hurt you and never make you cry. Also fuck you eric

It's yuh boi, Dirty mat

Dirty mat by TotallyNotMat August 28, 2019

Dirty Matthew 

A Dirty Matthew is when you give a girl the gift of a Dick In A Box adressed:

To: (Her)
From: God.

Matthew may mean "Gift of God" but God's real Gift is a Dirty Matthew.

Dirty Matthew by MacJacMcCoy April 30, 2020

dirty matt 

When you fuck a stinky pussì bitch then pull out and wipe your dick under her nose.

"That bitches pussy stank so I dirty matted her".

dirty matt by Stewie69420 March 29, 2020

Dirty matilda 

She’s a bad ass bitch stands up to everyone if she gets drunk she’s a wild one she loves films like John wick cause her personality is wild and free she’s a mouthy and very funny and also a good singer

Dirty Matilda is known as. Bad ass

Dirty matilda by Jiffy77334 April 14, 2020

Dirty Matilda 

When a female hides drugs in her vagina on a hot day and the drugs melt causing a hallucinogenic trip.

Female: "I went to a festival yesterday and did a dirty Matilda"

Dirty Matilda by P.k omega February 10, 2019