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Someone who has the absolute pinnacle of amazing schlongs and will never hurt you and never make you cry. Also fuck you eric
Yo its yuh boi Dirty Mat
Dirty Mat by TotallyNotMat August 28, 2019
Words you can keep
When a male (typically from Moncton) grabs your ass and proceeds to spin you around like a WWE wrestler. He then proceeds to drink your cum juice that was squirted out when you were spinning.
I performed a Dirty Mat on Edward yesterday.
Dirty Mat by yeatbeat123 March 9, 2020
Someone who has the absolute pinnacle of amazing schlongs and will never hurt you and never make you cry. Also fuck you eric
It's yuh boi, Dirty mat
Dirty mat by TotallyNotMat August 28, 2019

Dirty Matthew 

A Dirty Matthew is when you give a girl the gift of a Dick In A Box adressed:

To: (Her)
From: God.
Matthew may mean "Gift of God" but God's real Gift is a Dirty Matthew.
Dirty Matthew by MacJacMcCoy April 30, 2020

dirty matt 

When you fuck a stinky pussì bitch then pull out and wipe your dick under her nose.
"That bitches pussy stank so I dirty matted her".
dirty matt by Stewie69420 March 29, 2020

Dirty matilda 

She’s a bad ass bitch stands up to everyone if she gets drunk she’s a wild one she loves films like John wick cause her personality is wild and free she’s a mouthy and very funny and also a good singer
Dirty Matilda is known as. Bad ass
Dirty matilda by Jiffy77334 April 14, 2020

Dirty Matilda 

When a female hides drugs in her vagina on a hot day and the drugs melt causing a hallucinogenic trip.
Female: "I went to a festival yesterday and did a dirty Matilda"
Dirty Matilda by P.k omega February 10, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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