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Dirty Landon

When you chug a Captain and Coke and post a dick pic online and get banned.
Friend 1: bro, haven’t seen you post anything online lately.
Friend 2: yeah, they busted me for pulling a dirty Landon, so I’ve been banned.
Friend 1: damn bro, that sucks.
Dirty Landon by Dhayes213 March 31, 2020

Dirty Landon

Landons often are horny 24/7 and love sex
Dirty Landon by Gaylandon April 12, 2020

Dirty Landon

When a guy is about to cum he yells at the top of his lungs β€œFUCK ME DADDY” And then proceeds to shoot his cum in the air and catch it in his mouth then regurgitates it into your mouth
last night I hooked up with this guy and he gave me dirty Landon, and I can still taste it!

Dirty London Fog 

A British sex move that is both incredibly tame, yet some how makes both people uncomfortable. The man blows gently on the woman's neck, bites her, then apologizes with "Sorr, Mommy..."
My mother emasculated me again in front of my girlfriend, so later that night I gave my girl a Dirty London Fog
Dirty London Fog by Khaigh11 August 27, 2022

Dirty Landon

It’s when you are having sex with a girl and you shit yourself
I had to dump that guy after he gave me a Dirty Landon.
Dirty Landon by Rugaroo Dragon July 13, 2023

Dirty Landon

When you shit in your hand and then use said shit as lubricant to jerk off your bro
Scala, you my bro and I love ya man. It’s time for you to enjoy a Dirty Landon!
Dirty Landon by Sidecut March 24, 2025
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