Dirty lamb 

Its when a man and a women are ferociously fucking eachothers asses the man takes a thick cut lamb chop and jams it down her twat

i gave my girl a dirty lamb and she loved it

Dirty lamb by jack jack jack13456789 April 25, 2011

Dirty Lamb Chop 

The Dirty Lamb Chop is when someone draws a puppet on their hand before masturbating so it is more like a lonely mans blow job instead. The term is coined from the sock puppet sheep Lamb Chop. If preferred this can be performed with the puppet being drawn on a sock with a hole in it. The sock version is the preferred version of Canadians, Eskimos, and Santas Elves. For those that prefer anal this can be performed with a handful of crunchy peanut butter and should be referred to as the Grandpa Mudcat named after a different puppet show, the Muppets.

Man I would really like to get a blow job tonight but it looks like i'll have to settle for a Dirty Lamb Chop.

Get rid of your stiffy, buy some Jiffy and have yourself a Grandpa Mudcat.

Dirty Lamb Chop by Blueshirtmafia-C&C December 2, 2009

dirty lamb chop side burns 

The term 'dirty side burns' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (ATM) action. It describes the intentional act of leaving a shit 'lamb chop side burns' on a partner's face by the dude taking his cock out of his partners ass and slapping it back and forth across her face without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is slapped across her cheeks, shit it comes to rest on his partners face in a 'lamb chop side burns" configuration.

After he fucked her in the ass, he smacked his dick back and forth across her face, giving her dirty lamb chop side burns.

dirty lamb chop side burns by Binky 10-43 October 22, 2017

Dirty lamb skin 

A giant douche bag that’s completely see through that likes contracting chlamydia

Kyle is a dirty lamb skin

Dirty lamb skin by Shorty mcfuckstick March 8, 2023

Dirty-Lambo 

A bastardly looking Ginger who beats his meat all night long even though he is married. He finds more satisfaction in jerking off then boning a woman since he is heavily addicted to porn.

The Dirty-Lambo will generally show up to work, school, etc. looking extremely tired since he once again stayed up all night beating his meat to a computer screen.

"Look at that filthy looking dirty-lambo! No way am I shaking his fucking hand."

"Keep your dirty dick beating hands to yourself you fucking dirty-lambo."

"I think I am going to fire the new kid."
"Why"
"I have a suspicion that he is a dirty-lambo and that is whey he is tired all the time"
"I agree we should fire that stinky dick licking dirty-lambo"

Dirty-Lambo by mariahemariahama May 28, 2009

Dirt Lamb 

An energy drink, made popular by Andy Milonaukis. Drinking Dirt Lamb may make you smart, or it may make you stoopid.

"Dirt Lamb makes you smart!"
"Dirt Lamb makes you stoopid!"
"The capitol of South Dakota is Bismark!" (hiss)

Dirt Lamb by punkbass_20x6 January 10, 2006

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert 

One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.

Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert by JewBoy98 February 14, 2019