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dirty kaleb 

The act of ejaculating in a girls ass then having her spray back on your face.
This girl was freaky and wanted to do a dirty kaleb to me.
dirty kaleb by Whoopsie Daisy July 25, 2017

Dirty Kale 

When you accidentally send a dick pic to your group chat instead of a girl on snapchat.
Team mate 1:"Did he seriously just dirty kale us?!"
Team mate 2:" gross man, dude should be focused on the game"
Dirty Kale by The Vivs March 31, 2020

dirty kaleaf 

When you fuck Dom’s mom and a then nut on her brand new floors while the neighbor crackhead matty licks it up
I just dirty kaleaf last night matty was drawlin
dirty kaleaf by JPXT November 20, 2022

Dirty Kalea

A dirty kalea is when she sucks the soul out of you until you cum multiple times and then you procede to fuck her in the mouth
Me and my gf did a dirty kalea
Dirty Kalea by rawr2355324543 January 14, 2022

Dirty Kalea

When you have sex with someone in a park, not because you want to but because you really want that crack

Dirty Kaleb 

When a fat ass is to lazy To go take a fat dirty shit when having sex he shits himself and screams "OHHH YESS THATS THE CINNAMON ROLL THAT I ATE YESTERDAY" and then eats it again.
Yesterday I was having sex with Karen and I did a dirty Kaleb to her.
Dirty Kaleb by Ashley555 April 17, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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